I’d rather be in the mountains thinking of God than in church thinking about the mountains.

Star Sign Quotes
Ninth House
Sagittarius

John Muir

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment


thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

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Obviously Robert Downey Jr. is auditioning to play Tuxedo Mask, yes?

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thetrillestqueen:

youngblackandvegan:

afrokinkilove:

Natural hair girls with their dolls. Let our girls learn to love themselves and their hair. Let them know they are naturally beautiful from an early age :)

Also see natural hair barbies

adorable, precious angels

everyone just wait on it.
imma have me one.

give me a minute.

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danthemedicman:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON


Game changer 😂😂😂

danthemedicman:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

Game changer 😂😂😂

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if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

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chiltonomics:

i-regret-nothing-ever:

gallifrey-feels:

china no

marvel yes

Dolphin what

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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